Pretty boy

[Kristol]

You know I have decided that none of my critters are normal. Flash...Turtle hunting,lipstick wearing,4 wheeler riding hound dog.
Rossy......Sleep all day up all night,ladies man.
Gizmo....Chews on the walls,pulled up my tile floor in the bathroom,have BAD toilet paper issues. Straight GREMLIN!!!!
And Ernest....the retriever who does not swim,burps all the time and LOVES to get groomed.

Ernest went to the groomer this morning.This was a new lady.He does not like the ones I have taken him to in the past.Well he LOVES her!!! Which is great,she is about 3 miles up the road and really cheap.And did a great job!
Anyway,I pick him up and get him home. And I swear this is the truth!!!!! HE gets out of the car and Flash and Blue go to jumping on him,happy to see him.And he jumps all over them.He meant business!!!!!!!!!!! He runs up on the porch as I open the front door and he about knocked me down to get inside.(Not like him at all.) So he prissed around for a little bit and laid on the floor. I had to make him go out when I went to mop. If I did not know better I would say that he was not wanting to get dirty. He was so proud of himself!!! The lady said she was shocked at how he just loved the whole grooming thing.And she cannot wait to groom him again.

Here are some pics. What a handsome boy he is!


That is his new ball his head is on.He did not wanna share with Gizmo.



As I am sitting here typing this is what is going on in my bed. My little GREMLINS!!!!!!!!

[Jenn]

Your crew just cracks me up. You make it sound like Ernest is a metrosexual dog! lol. Mine like to be brushed, but they could do without the baths. I don't get it?

What kind of toilet paper issues does Gizmo have? Mine LOVE TP. I don't know what is so special about it. The other day, I had to go potty. When Chris is not home, I leave the door open so I can hear what the dogs are getting into. Basil followed me in there and pulled the TP out of my hand then ran out! So I got more and Sophie comes running in and practically tears my hand off trying to get the TP out of my hand. I thought I was going to pull back a stump!

Maybe Charmin should make a commercial of that. Their slogan can be, "Charmin: It's not just for bears and humans anymore."

[Kristol]

I agree!!! I don't know what the deal is with TP!!!! I had a BRAND NEW 24 pack of Charmin on the floor in the bathroom.My lazy butt had not up it up yesterday. When the lady called to come get Ernest I ran out the door not thinking of putting Gizmo in her kennel. IT took all of 20 minutes to tear up 6 rolls of TP. She had to tear open the bag to get to it.And it was all over the house.

My crew cracks me up. Its just not right! Why do I get all the not normal ones. I did not even mention the overweight hamster and the mountain climbing gerbil. Or Burgers the crazy cat that climbs walls. I need to open the pet store just so I can have some down time. LOL

[Kristol]

You make it sound like Ernest is a metrosexual dog!......

You would have to see it to believe it! I'm telling you.... N-O-T ----- N-O-R-M-A-L!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[luluperkins]

Earnest looks like he came straight out of the Vidal Sassoon Coon Ass Salon ~ he does look very handsome. I can't believe she only charged you $35 ~ that was a steal. Think if I sent her Chloe she could hook up my persian cat? Nobody needs grooming worse than that cat right now.

Maybe Earnest is metrosexual ..... or he is at least in touch with his feminine side. Hey ... maybe Earnest and Flash should both start wearing lipstick ... Tony would love that!

[helensbassets]

Oh, the pictures are so cute. no word on the pet store.
I just gave my gang a bath. All the females are in heat, I don't know if I'm gonna live through it. They are the crankiest dogs alive. I have to guard the t paper too I think they all think its a wonderful toy and the thing is, to see how much they can use it.

[maryahileman]

I love Earnest. I would go broke If I had to take twelve dogs to the groomers. So I'm giving them baths today. Runt and Mona goes to the groomers. They look like strays.

[Kristol]

Nope no word on the store. I called last week and they said I would FOR SURE know something yesterday. WHATEVER!!! I called today to find out I should know on Monday. I tell you what I do know! I have been been sitting and waiting for almost a month. And been very nice about it. However,they have caught me while I have PMS and got my panties in a bunch. And I am going to the bank in the morning!

Ernest says thanks for all the love. And that he would wear lipstick if his momma put it on him. LOL