How Many Dogs Does it take to Screw in a Lightbulb

[Kristol]

1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?


2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.


3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!


4. Rottweiler: Make me.


5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.


6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!


7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.


8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.


9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!


10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.


11. Chihuahua : Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."


12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?


13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...


14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

[luluperkins]

That was cute !

[Jenn]

The German Shepherd one makes me laugh.

I wonder what the basset would do.

[Kristol]

I know what Flash would do.Same thing she does with her pups. Look at me like "YOu gonna do something about that!"

[Jenn]

Haha, that sounds about right!

[Kristol]

The bad thing is..Sugar does it too!

[Jenn]

Uh oh.. You are going to have a bumpy ride ahead of you. Flash is teaching Sugar her ways!

[helensbassets]

You now know why bassets aren't mentioned, they cut the cords so it want work in the first place.

[Kristol]

LMAO!! So true! So True!